Topic: monochrome and blue  Nigel  July 4th,2011 I’ve just been reviewing the last post,and the most important thing is missing. It sounds like everything is going smoothly and we’re brimming with confidence,but that just isn’t true. Every day I wonder what the hell we think we’re up to. We aren’t up to this. We don’t have the knowledge,the skills,the contacts,the energy,or the ability to keep going whatever. We have no money –they call people like us time-rich and cash-poor. So I want to write books that get published and people will love reading,and Adam wants to publish stuff about real people coping with real lives and having fun. But there are already too many writers and publishers out there,aren’t there? Do we really have something special to offer? I don’t know,and it’s frightening. Part of me wants to say,stuff it,once the next book (‘maths is black –codename:TED’) is complete I’ll just pitch it to some agents and go for trad publishing. Mind you,my current sent my last book (‘subversive ramblings’) off to 15 publishers. He said they’d either love it or hate it. They all hated it. But even if I got a ‘proper’publisher I’d still have to promote the book,and I’m weak and puny and not very good looking and lacking in energy and I don’t know if I can do it. Is there anyone else out there like me? If so,I guess that’s who I should really be aiming this blog at. And here’s a pic from our last visit to the North York Moors. It’s absolutely nothing to do with the above,but just for once,who cares! And yes,as near as I can get it this is what I saw. 
Share on Facebook Topic: writing and publishing  Nigel  June 29th,2011 We want our new publishing business to have the right brand. Okay. Fair enough. But what do we mean by brand? Hmm. What brands do we know and love,and how do we feel about them? If you want to get involved in this,pause a moment and bring to mind at least five brands you know and love. If you can,write the results down. Then add what identifies the brand,and how you feel about the brand. Here’s my list,which includes the odd item people outside the UK may not have heard of: | Brand name | Area | Identification | My feelings | | Random House | Publishing | name | experienced,high quality,professional | | Badger Breweries | brewing real ale | name,logo,font,taste | warm,friendly,steeped in the best of history,unique | | Steam | online games sales | name,logo | reliable,quick,games don’t give drm problems,connected with Sierra who did Half Life | | Magnum | choc ices | name,shape of items,something about the colours and style of packet | That little bit better (and priced accordingly) | | Sony | consumer electronics | name,logo (name in special font) | excellent quality,well designed,fairly expensive but not absurdly so | | Gillette | men’s care esp shaving | phrase ‘The best a man can get’,logo,name,style (?) | Reliable and comfortable to use | | BBC | TV and Radio | name and logo | High quality in every respect,independent,not driven by need to advertise,unique,experienced | | Heinz | tinned food | name,font and labelling style (which amounts to an incredibly flexible logo) | Quality food at reasonable prices,many varieties |
I’ve put in versions of most of these logos.
Often the basic design allows for various versions,all of which are clearly variations on the original. A good logo design should be flexible in this way. Why not look out for these logos,and watch for how their variations work. Obviously all of these logos will be registered trade marks, which means we’ll have to come up with something different  So… What’s a brand for?To communicate what the brand wants you to feel about them. (Sometimes this fails!) We want to create and sustain a reputation,encourage loyalty,convey a sense of value,and make people feel a little special for being a part of what we’re doing. We want you to recognise our name and our logo,and associate them with our: - type of product
- quality of product
- style
- price area
- personality
- history
- story
- customer relations
- target customers
which is a lot,and most businesses don’t manage all of it. We’ll see what we can do. How is branding achieved?The basic approaches are: - name
- logo
- associated visible characteristics such as colour,font,graphic design approach
coupled with consistency. I would add what not all businesses recognise,that we need to have integrity,honesty,and a genuine care for both our customer and our suppliers. So where shall we start in on creating our brand?Pretty obvious really. Clarify the nature and market-positioning of our product,and what aspects of our approach we most want to communicate to people. This will,in a sense,specify our target audience. Fair enough. We want to work with people we like,and we want to work with our customers. A basic list will follow in the next Rising Star (RS) blog. See you then. Share on Facebook Topic: writing and publishing  Nigel  June 25th,2011 It’s hard finding the right name for a new business. It has to feel right,both to us and you. It has to be unusual,especially within the area we’re working. To some extent it needs to sound established and professional We’ve rejected a lot of options: - Adam and Nige Publishing doesn’t sound right,and is a bit too similar to an excellent but expensive brand of ice cream
- Adam Warner Publishing gets across some of what we want to say,but Time-Warner are already into publishing
- Oakwood Press and Subversive Press have already been done (try googling them –one does railway books)
We’ve half-settled on Oakwood House Publishing,but maybe with something extra. Let’s use that name for now. And there’s more to it than just the name. What font do we use? What colours? My own current preference is 
but that sends a completely different message from any of the following 
Check out some well known brands and see what font they use. Some are really distinctive. And that’s before you start worrying about colour. How does this make you feel 
as opposed to this: 
or even this: 
But maybe there’s something else to think about first. We want to create a brand that is memorable,and communicates what we’re about. Maybe we should clarify in our own minds just what our brand is trying to represent. Let’s do it:that’ll be the next post. Share on Facebook Topic: writing and publishing  Nigel  June 23rd,2011 The novel Adam Warner prompted me to write is approaching the end. I now know how it will finish. Probably. I give each book I’m writing a single word code-name for use in naming computer files and stuff. Then while getting on with the business of writing I play with different proper titles. Here’s what we’ll probably call the novel code-named TED: 
possible subtitle: Ted hates maths,seeks JessIt’s coming on well. The ending is clarifying itself. Today I wrote another 1500 words. So what are we aiming for? Much the same as with any other books we’ll publish. A good book should: - be fun to read
- not be too long (this one won’t actually be long enough to classify as ‘novel’–but it will have cartoons by Miriam)
- have some humour and maybe a bit of weirdness (and TED’s weird)
- not be overpriced (may bring this out as a Kindle book for 99p)
- have high quality writing and design (certainly hope so
) - probably include good illustrations,maybe cartoons
- leave you feeling it was worth reading,and maybe you took something away from it other than just a smile and a nod
This novel is unconventional,weird,adventurous,disrespectful,and about real people in interesting circumstances. It won’t go live till we’ve had plenty of feedback on early drafts,so if you’re interested in having a look at a draft copy and maybe saying what you think (bluntly and clearly please) then let me know by clicking on this link:nigel@nigel-leech.com First draft should be ready (chronic fatigue syndrome permitting) in a couple of weeks. Share on Facebook Topic: photos  Nigel  May 31st,2011 A few miles north of Pickering in North Yorkshire,well away from the road,lies Farfields Farm. 
It’s close to the moors,but so unmoorlike. 
It’s a working farm with fields (and animals) running all the way down to the North York Moors Railway,hidden in the valley. 
They do beef. This is one of the mummy cows shortly to give birth. (She’s the one on the right). 
And this is a nosy boy born a little earlier. 
They used to also breed sheep,and some are still around. Steve forgot to tell Liz he was switching to just beef, so when you look at their web site just overlook the bit about sheep lambing in early spring. Not this year. The lambing barn has been taken over by swallows. 
Ah,there’s one. 
Follow the back lane a couple of miles to reach Lockton,one of a couple of charming villages way off the beaten track. The road doesn’t go anywhere but Lockton,and then,Levisham. Well,okay,it goes on to one of the stations on the NYM Railway. More of that after our return visit next week. While you’re in Lockton stop at The Pantry,buy something in the shop,then go upstairs for a cream tea (great!) and browse their small but perfect art gallery. Some of the work there is by Helen,who may well have served you. Her work is fun,unusual, and valued by fans of Darwin. Much of it I found highly attractive. Hopefully she’ll start selling some reasonable sized prints soon –we had to make do with post cards. Must ask her if I might show one or two of her pictures here. They’re at:http://www.thepantrylockton.co.uk/ 
Fancy something to eat? There’s a good pub in Levisham which we’ll try next week,or pop over to Whitby for some fresh sea food. 
Then back to the farm for a really comfortable night,a great breakfast,and warm and helpful hosts. Look them up at http://www.farfieldsfarm.co.uk/index.htm Oh,and for the photography nerds out there,all photos were taken without a tripod using a zoom lens operating at up to 436 mm –swallow at full zoom,kneeling in middle of farmyard a camera’s throw from our room. The only modifications to the images are to brightness and contrast –no cropping or colour changes. Next time:North York Moors Railway Artist in Residence Chris Ware who does great water colours,and will make visitors very welcome (providing they don’t try to take photos of his paintings of course).
Share on Facebook Topic: photos  Nigel  April 18th,2011 
hey STOP ! there’s a soundtrack to this stroll Platform Two by Seas of Green got that playing in another window? great now stroll with me through Leeds on a sunny April day in 2011 a centre for business,growth and finance a haven for riches and redundancy mindless striving and despair in the north of England stroll gently with your eyes open don’t rush because there is much rush around you but not all 
take a while 
look at things in new ways 
consider your desires

and your ways out 
and 
here is Robert i don’t know his Surname we chatted for some time people walking past gave us strange looks Why ? we’re both human beings we’re both a bit scruffy we both have problems we’ve both had bad luck,though perhaps Robert more so than me who can say how I might have handled Robert’s life or he mine and we like it when people accept us as we are and maybe just chat Oh yes and thank you Robert for giving permission for me to use your photo. Share on Facebook Topic: wet super computer  Nigel  March 30th,2011  'George and Lennie'programme photo Many years ago one of our sons was a talented artist who loved drawing,but steadfastly refused to pick Art as one of his A-level (Senior High) subjects. Why? Tell you what he said later. More recently I was involved in directing and producing the play Of Mice And Men with a student cast and support team. It’s not the play of the book. It is a play written by Steinbeck with the same plot and characters as his famous novel. My sense is he wrote the play first. There are hints of this in the novel. It’s an incredible and moving story set in the Depression years in California. The characters are striking,the location is easy to evoke (with just a little research),the emotions and motivations make sense now as much as they did then. And there’s a killer finale. Oh yes,and if you get set the book for an exam,it’s short. We think we did a great job with the play. The actors were great. The sets,mainly simple,worked well. We should have been packed out every night. Especially since so many Year 10 and 11 students needed to understand the novel better for their English GCSE.  The play opens and closes with George and Lennie on the riverbank. Lennie's Dad was intending to watch both performances,but couldn't bring himself to return the second night. "It was my son. MY son. I couldn't bear to watch it a second time." But very few came to watch. A local school for youngsters with Downs Syndrome did bring their exam class,which was great,but our own pupils? Forget it! So for the benefit of teachers and parents everywhere:make kids study something for an exam and most of them will hate it. Looming tests might make them study,but won’t allow them to enjoy. So stop trying to con them or change their minds. Get real. These days they can get the thrill a novel used to give much faster,even if the resulting feelings do die just as rapidly. As our son said,“No,I’m not studying Art at school. I want to go on enjoying it.” [Photos reproduced here with permission from the actors Joe and Asher. Thanks guys. Still remember with warmth the fun we had knocking that play together. Incredible team.] Share on Facebook Topic: photos  Nigel  March 29th,2011 Every season is special,but Spring has the edge. It heals the failed memories of Winter. Over recent weeks I’ve had the camera with me on walks,and some results are fun. I love each season,but I love Spring.  Between winter and spring lies a season of confusion and hope And then yesterday I had BBC Radio 4 on as I was preparing our meal. No idea who was showing the interviewer round his garden,but he said something that gave me pause. “I may have only ten or fifteen Springs left,and that makes me appreciate them all the more.” Gruesome thought? Not at all. He said it with no trace of sadness,and quite right too. If we knew we’d never die then,the way we are,we’d never quite get round to appreciating the beauty of our world. It would be like only seeing local attractions when we’re showing visitors round. But we know our time here is limited,and one of the joys of growing old is the realisation that each moment is to be savoured. The good things about each season are to be enjoyed to the full,new and slightly different each year,and the aspects we find less pleasant are to be valued and respected as part of the incredible backdrop against which we live out our lives. Here are a few more recent photos. They’re not traditional chocolate box,but each has something to say.  Sun still weak,grass still pale,but it's warm enough to sit out and enjoy the daffodils.  Birds return,the cycle of life continues  I was trying to focus on the fresh bud of our weeping willow,but this accident has its own beauty  - It’s just a willow tree I pass on my way to the shops and the sky is overcast,but there’s something about the shading fresh buds give to the scene before they catch all the light
[How about the tags I've added (visible below) ? Are they sneaky or fair? And this lot feels better written than what I posted yesterday. Hope you liked it.] Share on Facebook Topic: wet super computer  Nigel  March 28th,2011 Sometimes when I’m out I play a game which seems to be rare. I am of course a sad geek. There are two versions. One is when driving in stationary traffic (is that an oxymoron?). I look at the drivers of vehicles coming towards me. Don’t do this at home,or even worse in a moving car you’re driving. The other,less risky,is while walking anywhere:in town,down the road to our local shops,in a corridor,on a path round a lake. The location is a player in the game. Look at the faces of the people travelling in the other direction. Keep your own face relaxed and ready to smile if a fellow human should make eye contact. Don’t expect to smile too often if in town,or strolling your neighbourhood after 7.30 am. The game is modestly complex,which makes it a bit like people I guess. Does anyone make eye contact? If they do,how many immediately look away? How many cause you to look away first in order not to be attacked? My own results are frightening. Let’s leave aside the pedestrians on the phone –yes,even the ones who walk right into you and then look annoyed. Yes,and even the ones who do this while pushing a supermarket trolley. Almost no one looks at you. Most people aren’t even looking where they’re going. They’re in their own private world,lonely ships in the night. And then there’s the facial expressions and body language –this is where it’s best to observe drivers. If you don’t drive,do it while walking past stationary traffic. Shouldn’t be hard to find some. I would love to take photos of some expressions behind the wheel,but would probably get sued if I published the results on the net. If as I approach the end of our road to join the main road someone narrowly misses me as they cut the corner at speed,the chances are the driver is looking furious. At me? Probably not. What other emotions can you spot? Drivers seem oblivious to people who might look at them,and a steering wheel seems to bring feelings to the surface. Why do pedestrians prefer to ignore each other? Life without people would be pretty ghastly,and yet we limit ourselves to making that human link with so few people. Does babbling over the phone to someone who is just waiting for you to shut up so they can babble back,is that really a substitute for genuine human contact? Is the problem that we’re too self-centred to really listen,to really care about anyone else? Or are we scared how others might react if we recognised their existence,and maybe even signalled that we valued them? [Not the best-written blog I've posted,but I need to get back to writing more often. The ME is taking its toll again and needs to be fought,though with care.] Share on Facebook Topic: photos  Nigel  February 15th,2011 
We’re lucky. Very lucky. North East are the North York Moors. South is the Peak District. North West are the Yorkshire Dales. Guess where we took a three day break when most people were at work last June. 
Stayed on a small dairy farm just outside Ingleton. Here’s a view from below our bedroom window. Very friendly,comfortable and inexpensive:recommended. If you’re interested check them out at http://www.nutstile.co.uk/. 
Ingleton is a beautiful old village scrambling up a steep hillside from the river. If you get there do check out the Pottery –very good stuff. 
One evening we walked to Ingleton along a single-track lane. Even over this short distance the scenery was varied and interesting. 
From Ingleton a main road runs up the East side of the Dale,but cross the river first and there’s a good quality farm track leading up as far as Twistleton Scar –good place for a day’s climbing on Limestone at fairly easy standard with great views. The scar (long limestone edge partway up slope) was behind me to left as I took this photo: 
Another good beginners’crag is Great Close Scar,next to Malham Cove. Climbing there usually cannot start before July in order to protect nesting birds,and vegetation on the cliff should not be damaged. That said,we’ve had several good days there. Take a spare rope to set up as abseil descent –the walk down is a bit tedious. You’ll need to park in the space provided by the road. That’s where we saw these two: 
Travel from the tarn along back lanes to Langcliffe and find incredible scenery including this view of Pen-y-Ghent: 
Yes,those really were the late-afternoon colours. Don’t forget to drop in at the National Park Visitor Centre in Malham,and look out for the birds nesting in their porch. Swallows? I think so. 
Share on Facebook Topic: monochrome and blue  Nigel  February 10th,2011 Don’t pressure me to have an alcoholic drink when I refuse the first offer. And please don’t pressure anyone else. You see,you may have no idea why someone is saying no. Here are some possibilities: AddictionThe person may be an addict who no longer drinks. Any alcohol will trigger the old desire as strongly as if they had never stopped,and could lead to another period of painful alcohol abuse. And maybe they’d rather not have to explain this to you. There is no such thing as an ‘ex alcoholic’ – only an alcoholic who no longer drinks alcohol. Safety considerationsThey may know they will be driving later,or operating other potentially dangerous machinery. Yes,the country probably has a set limit below which concentration of alcohol in the blood there is no penalty,but alcohol itself doesn’t wait for that level to switch on its effect. From the first sip being absorbed the alcohol is starting to affect how safely they can drive. Moreover,it can be hard to predict how rapidly the alcohol will be absorbed. I’ve heard of a teacher who was marking late into the night,and on finishing decided to have a night cap of whisky. It should have been absorbed into the blood and then removed by the liver within at the most three hours,but he went straight to sleep. In the morning he grabbed a quick coffee and some cereal,and began the drive to school. The whisky had not been absorbed overnight,but the food and drink triggered rapid absorption. He was pulled over for driving erratically,and failed the breath test. Needing to keep a clear mindPerhaps they have an important meeting later,particularly if it is lunchtime. A single glass of wine,or half pint of beer,is enough to dull the mind (and increase confidence). At the school where I did teaching practice there was a small bar in the corner of the staff room,and some colleagues would have a can of beer or a glass of port after lunch. They would then go back into the classroom less capable of fulfilling their paid responsibilities. A later school discussed the option of having a small bar so that guests might be better entertained,but the idea was rejected. It was not considered sensible to tempt colleagues to drink between lessons. Religious faithSome people drink no alcohol for religious reasons. In particular a devout Muslim will not have any alcohol. This is their choice,and it’s none of our business to harangue them about it. MedicalSome medications increase the inebriating effect of alcohol,and this effect may be a little unpredictable. For this reason many people on such medications avoid all alcohol – but may prefer not to have to explain themselves to you. Pregnant mothers are also likely to avoid alcohol completely,but in the early months of pregnancy may prefer not to announce their condition in case something goes wrong. AndAre there other reasons to refuse a drink? Of course. Are they our business? Probably not. And if we feel in some way threatened when someone refuses the offer of an alcoholic drink,shouldn’t that alert us that there may be something about ourselves could do with attention? Share on Facebook Topic: writing and publishing  Nigel  January 29th,2011 As energy and enthusiasm creeps back after two years of ME (see this post) I’m back working on the novel originally called Sunken Star. At last I feel I’m getting somewhere. The novel is not quite complete,and weighed in at 133,000 words before I started this latest edit. I’m now well over half-way through editing and have knocked about 5,000 words off. There have been changes,but soon I’ll be working on the final section including the climax. The title has changed to just Star,but if any publisher is interested they will doubtless have their own ideas. Yes it has some science fiction in it,but this doesn’t become obvious until you’re some way into the story. It’s also very hard to sell SF. I’m therefore planning to follow advice and pitch the novel as ‘Young adult fiction’. This extract is from about halfway through,and is a scene that contributes minimally to the overall novel. If a publisher wants the book shortened this bit will go. Matt Shepherd is the main characterof the novel. He is 16,seriously bright,seriously weird. Matt’s home is in Leeds,UK. This scene deals with Thorburn Scott,a minor character. Call him Thor,everyone else does,but he don’t like it. He’s a sad and lonely geek who is extremely able in his own field of research. He lives in Boston,Massachusetts. This extract (currently Chapter 51) is intended to emphasise and bring even more to life certain aspects of the atmosphere and surrounding events of the novel,which is set in the day after next year. A background plot is the deteriorating state of the world. Comments,however critical,welcomed. 51 –Pressure
Thorburn’s apartment was on the fifth floor. The Shepherd kid would call it the fourth floor. Why did Brits number floors from zero? Not that the exact number had mattered these last thirty some hours. The rooms were as drab as when he first moved in. Previous occupant had smoked heavily,and Thorburn was not a practical man. Not a painter and decorator. He had occasionally bought furniture with a warmer,more cheerful appearance. Each item had looked great in the shop. Together,well,the best he could say was that maybe the colours and styles didn’t quite go together. He shivered. The temperature was not unseasonal. It was just the dreary sub-zero you get when a high pressure region is stuck over the North Eastern States,drawing cold air down from the Arctic,and dispersing cloud cover. What little warmth the sun offered in the brief days was soon gone in the evenings. And then the gas pressure dropped,almost to nothing. And round here everywhere was heated by gas. The tenements had boilers in their basements,large,dirty,noisy things. The papers had been full of it. But the best use for them would have been to start a fire. If only the apartment had had a fireplace. He’d been tempted to burn the TV too,the way it twittered on. Instead it had been more useful to wrap himself up in everything available and sit it out when he wasn’t at work. At least power had been on for the computer,but he’d been too late to get any kind of electric fire from the local shops. Panic buying. Stupid people. But typing is hard with gloves on. Thorburn had gone to bed fully clothed in a sleeping bag under the winter duvet under the summer duvet. Then the tap water had stopped. Well,it would. At least carrying water up four flights of stairs had warmed him up. The trick had been to find somewhere with a working tap. Or pay the extortionate prices for bottled water. But during the last couple of hours gas pressure must have risen above some threshold level. The basement heating system had allowed itself to be used again. Their caretaker had re-ignited the pilot light. It was a good thing he’d not tampered with it any of the times it went out. Gas suddenly rushing through with no light –that could be a problem and a half. The apartment had started to warm,though it would be a long time before the brick walls caught up. It was a good thing They were going to have to do something about how they heated homes in North America. They must know the figures. US oil production peaked in 1970,followed by natural gas in 1971. Of course,they’d obscured the truth for a couple more decades with a frenzy of exploration. But those in power had known. So how did they respond? They let the movers and shakers go on pushing gas as the way to heat your home. After all,you could always import it from Canada. That country had an infinite supply. They must do because we can’t live without gas. And we are the people who matter. What you could not do is ship liquefied natural gas in from other countries without investing one helluva lot of money first. Gas was far less amenable to transportation than oil. Far more explosive because it vapourised so fast. Far less energy per gallon. And well over half of American homes required it in the winter. Could you ever ship it fast enough to feed that hunger? Helluva way to run a country. Helluva way to run a world. Some days back demand had been tremendous. Pressure had fallen,and then fallen further. One by one swathes of New England found themselves effectively without gas. He reached out a hand for the remote and turned on the TV. At least this had been a manageable crisis. And not even as wide-reaching in impact as the electrical outage of 2003. That had cut off most communications,closed down ATMs,prevented many credit card purchases,made it almost impossible to shop. And then there had been Hurricane Katrina in 2005. Be fair,Boston was not devastated and unliveable. People had just been hellish cold for a few days. Some had died. Probably not a bad way to go,hypothermia. At an early stage you’d stop thinking straight. Which might be nice. For once the TV news had moved on from yesterday’s coup in Saudi Arabia. Gas pressure coming back on line in New England had more immediate journalistic value. Naturally. I mean,who actually knows where Saudi Arabia is? Splat. A water drop struck the cabinet his TV rested on. Frozen condensation warmed up? The water pipes would be thawing now. Wow. A long,hot shower would be incredible. Incredible. Another drop splattered on the imitation wood surface by the TV. He looked up. It didn’t look like thawing condensation. There was a discoloured patch of wet ceiling plaster the size of a jellyfish. What could be causing that? Should he go and check with the tenant above him? The guy must have spilt his beer. Or maybe just give the caretaker a ring? This was what they paid him to sort out. There was no warning. From somewhere outside came the rib-shaking boom of an explosion. It was followed by a rapid series of muted thumps and a rumbling and a clattering. Broken glass sprayed past him from the window,a pressure wave picking his newspaper off the coffee table and flinging it across the room. Some glass embedded itself in his face and hand. Thank God he’d been looking away from the window. He reached up and felt blood neither oozing nor dripping,but flowing. What the hell? He staggered to the window. Icy wind numbed his face. Shards of glass,skewed inwards,clung to the edges of the frame. The street was littered with debris. Further down,where smoke and dust billowed,he could just make out a jagged gap in the line of tenements. At least one car was ablaze. He turned from the window before anything else exploded. His head was aching. His left ear and left hand stung like fury. Spikes of glass clotted the back of the hand. Do you pull them out? How do you clean wounds without water? How do you stop the blood running down your neck into your clothing? Why do abused ears hurt so much? He collapsed back into his arm chair and began to shiver in earnest. The drops of water were coming faster now. They would soon merge into a dribble,and then a stream. How long would it be before the ceiling plaster,already bulging downwards,collapsed completely drenching both the plasma screen and the surround sound system? The TV and the lights went out. [This extract is copyright (c) Nigel Leech 2011. e-mail me if you'd like to reproduce any part of it.] Share on Facebook Topic: wet super computer  Nigel  January 24th,2011 In my country he’s called Ed Milliband and leads the Labour Party,but most countries allow a formal opposition the the ruling government. And where none is allowed it almost certainly exists. I’m not sending this to Ed. Some skilled assistant would no doubt intercept it,and anyway he’s not the only guy in the world doing what he does. Maybe one day you’ll lead an opposition somewhere;this is for you too. Dear leader of the opposition,whichever country or organisation you may be in,Okay,so you have personal ambitions,and they can affect your behaviour quite powerfully. But lets go a little further. • You also have a reasonably good mind. You can think. You have some control over your actions. • And you are a member of the human race. You matter. And so does everyone else. So ask yourself what your job is about. What does it involve other than just trying to increase your own power. Here are some suggestions: • You want to make your country a better place. • You want to reduce suffering. • You want to solve problems efficiently. • Loosely speaking,and in the best sense of the term,you want to do good. Now for the crucial bit:if you agreed with the current ruling party’s methods you’d be a member of their party,but just pause a moment. Are they totally incompetent? Of course they’re not. They do have different priorities. They do disagree with you about what methods might be most effective. But overall their job is about exactly the same things as yours;they want to do good. Being in opposition is highly frustrating if that’s all you are,and sadly we rarely see any evidence that you do anything but oppose. What we see and hear is you and your team,at every opportunity,knocking the guys trying to improve the country. Someone in the government outlines a new policy,and instantly you attack. Never mind the truth. Never mind the detail. You feel you have to be seen to be in opposition. DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU UNFIT TO EVER RULE? What I long to see you doing is this: >Search deeper for why each proposal might make sense,even if the reasoning doesn’t quite match your own philosophy of life and society –and let’s be honest,your views are just as bigotted as anyone elses. > Never again shriek “Government U-turn”. Get yourself a life and admit that situations change,information does surface,and a Government with integrity will sometimes reverse a policy. Some promises will have to be broken once new facts are known. >Every time the Government gets something right,whether or not they used your approved methods,you should say so. Let’s hear you complimenting and encouraging those with the almost impossible job of running the country. Let’s hear you prove you have a brain,are human,do value it when anyone however objectionable in themselves does good for other people. >When you realise you’ve made a mistake,come clean. We all make mistakes,but we can’t learn from those we deny. >And when the Government fouls up,fair enough,it happens,so be supportive in the way you comment. Allow them to be human. Give them credit for having good motives. Admit it when a policy failed for unexpected reasons. If it failed due to incompetence,identify with care exactly who was incompetent. >Stop quoting statistics at me. Statistics are almost always biased,intentionally or not. Instead of quoting statistics about our education system,go on your own with no reporters into a bad school and have coffee with some ordinary teachers. Keep your mouth shut. Listen. Observe. Sit in on some lessons. Then ask open questions. Your advisers may not have a clue,but the people actually doing the job are often highly perceptive. Of course you have to strain out the junk later,allow for teachers being stressed almost out of their minds and so not always coherent or balanced in their comments,but you’re bright. You would gain from the off-the-record experience. >Give up doing things just for effect. Don’t call for an ‘enquiry’unless you’ve thought things through and an enquiry really is the best way forward. When asked to comment on something you know nothing about,please say you first need to get the facts,consult,and do some thinking –and let’s be honest,that will need to be a frequent response,and it will take our ignorant/misguided media reporters some time to get used to the change. But aren’t you big enough now to handle stupid criticism? >Encourage people looking to go into politics to do something else first,preferably successfully,and never less than five years in any one position. We have too many politicians with no experience on which to base their thinking. >Look for constructive criticism. Welcome it. Learn how to deal with it. Because without listening to it you ain’t never going to learn how to improve at what you think matters. You may get elected,but if you’re an ignorent pratt then is that really a good idea? And if you have the courage to do any of this,who knows,other politicians might follow your lead. And that is what you’re supposed to be:a leader capable of doing a good job of leading a ruling team,and that team should include the opposition. Share on Facebook Topic: wet super computer  Nigel  January 19th,2011 Are we sometimes too limited in our thinking about who we’ll chat with? Where we take our work breaks,do we always sit with the same group exchanging the same views? Do members of the Taliban ever engage in meaningful and open conversation with anyone who disagrees with them? If they did,wouldn’t it strengthen their case in front of the rest of us? And maybe moderate their views slightly,making their aims more achievable? A friend who I’ll not name used to know some fairly high-ranking members of the Irish Republican Army in his role as a member of the Irish Rangers (special forces). Since part of his role was to combat the IRA he needed to understand them better,so he made contact. It was informal of course,but useful. He once commented that a key reason for their intransigence was that almost none of them ever chatted with any but IRA sympathisers. They never listened in a relaxed,human way to why their opponents disagreed. That said,here is a short list of people I would really love to encounter by accident in the corner of a country pub and just have a laid-back chat over a drink and maybe some pub food. Of course they’re not all alive,but thst’s hardly the point. David BowieHis music is unique,his lyrics fascinating and strange. He once said he feels very lucky to have spent his life doing the one thing that made life livable as a teenager. What is he really like? What’s he up to these days? What advice would he give about living life properly? What are his regrets? What does he really enjoy chatting about when the media aren’t there? Iain BanksIf you haven’t read any of his novels,try Complicity or The Bridge (main-stream) or Consider Phloebas or The Algebraist (science fiction of the highest order). I know we would disagree over many aspects of life,but I love reading his work. It would be great to just chat at random,see where the conversation went,see how many pints he can really handle,just listen to him thinking out loud. And maybe ask if he ever discovered whether his parents were teasing when they said he was adopted. Probably and probably not. Winston ChurchillWhat a life. What a variety of pain,experience,fear,excitement,achievement,and failure. How did it really feel to be him? What would he think of the portrayal of him on Dr Who? Saddam HusseinHey the guy was human. His failings were highly public,he hurt vast numbers of people,but isn’t it just a matter of scale? Aren’t some of the heads of big businesses just as unpleasant really? Anyway,I’d like to chat with him,away from his Republican Guard. How did he really feel about things? Did he believe all of his political rhetoric? What was his childhood like,from his point of view? How does he think it might have influenced the type of person he became? What would he go back and change if he could? What were the good things about him? JonahAssuming the written history is about a real man,rather than just a metaphor,that is. I’d love to know what happened next,how these experiences changed him. Ditto shepherd/king David,who was a real person. And Solomon,who started off so well and then folded up. What was happening in their heads? How did they feel about things (well,we have some hints for David in the Psalms,and Solomon in Ecclesiastes). David obviously suffered chronic clinical depression. Did Solomon? My parentswho have been dead quite a while now – if still alive they’d be 106. There are so many things I never thought to ask them,so much I failed to listen to. So much I’d like to say (all nice,because now I understand them so much better). And I’d like my Dad’s advice with the garden. Share on Facebook Topic: wet super computer  Nigel  January 17th,2011 Have you heard the one about the US couple doing Europe? He asks her what day it is,and she answers “It must be Wednesday,we’re in France.”? Are we all falling for the joke that we can take in a country in one day? Or truly gain from a significant book in one reading? Or that we really need to upgrade everything the day the latest version is released? Maybe we are. I’m at that stage of life where my attitudes have changed,and there isn’t the cash to buy even a second-hand,previous version iPhone. Part of adapting to being retired is getting used to not rushing everywhere. But even so I find myself being pulled,my passing fancies being transformed into desperate needs (if I don’t concentrate),and on Facebook I see younger people running distractedly everywhere.  Before our last trip to Paris we bought the Rough Guide,and whenever possible ate in one of the cheap recommended places. It was great. They were so varied,but all very French,few or no foreigners,spoke little or no English. This one is ten minutes'walk the wrong side of Monmartre. Friendly family business,excellent food at a modest price but they told us hardly any tourists bothered to go that far off track. Why not? An almost trivial example is the facility for showing off how many countries you’ve visited,and yes,it does sometimes get me feeling jealous. Which is the objective I guess,and I understand that too. We all want to impress,but rarely to be impressed. So here’s mine. USA –14 weeks,including a job for 8 weeks;France –bits and pieces,mainly Paris;Germany –just over 2 weeks of a few days in each place;Spain –several trips of at least a week each,one touring Catalonia (NE Spain),two staying put with friends at their home in the Majorcan outback;Ireland –4 weeks,both trips in South. That’s 6 countries. How do I rate? Pathetic. Did I enjoy the trips? Definitely. Did I feel I was actually getting to know each country,its culture and its people? Starting to,but would love to go further. Have I seen all the key tourist attractions? No. Do I care? Only a bit. There’s something in me wants to go deeper rather than just pass through. Like not just visiting the Grand Canyon,but walking down to the Colorado River (and back,which is uphill and sweaty and the mules get in the way) on my own. Like going to parts of Paris the tourist lady warned us against (“Well,er,that’s actually where our hotel is situated,so we have to go there”) and chatting with the locals as much in French as possible. And an odd joy is coming home from each destination with at least one unfulfilled wish: ”we’ll do that next time”,as we say. I never made it to Yosemite,but one day I’m going there to climb Half Dome (or El Capitan –not fussy). It doesn’t actually matter I’m too old and infirm to actually do a three-day aid climb. I have the dream. But the fashion is to either go to one place in one foreign country and have as British an existence as possible,or to keep ticking things off on a check-list of places that must be visited. There’s a great article about this here. It’s written by Alain de Botton,who’s actually a philosopher but don’t let that (or his name) put you off. He’s highly readable. And thought-provoking. Go on,read it. I dare you. Rapid change seems to be altering not just society and culture,but the way we think,the very structure of our brains. This is inevitable,but are some of the old things worth working to retain? They say that in England at least,suicide and self-mutilation rates are rising amongst the young. Life used to be fairly predictable,but now it keeps changing,it keeps rushing around. Increasingly young people are complaining that nothing seems to really mean anything,so all they have is the endless pursuit of instant gratification. Fewer people now really understand anything,though they can produce a cut-and-paste essay on any topic you like,and might even have read it before they hand it in. But they don’t understand it. Not really. Me,I’m boring. I’ve enjoyed doing a lot of not much,like running,mountaineering (in UK),climbing,reading,writing,listening to music,studying psychology. I’ve tended to stay with each interest for quite a while,learn and apply as much as I could,meet and get to know lots of people involved,and it’s been great. Some running routes I’ve done dozens of times each,favourite climbs have been done maybe ten times each,and yet the climb I remember with most pleasure (Engineer’s Slabs on Great Gable,Lake District) was done just once in perfect summer conditions. I’ll never again be fit enough to climb it,and that’s fine. So how about we consider sometimes repeating worthwhile experiences? If you enjoyed Edinburgh in mid-summer,why not see other facets of it’s character in autumn or mid-winter? If a book left you with a strong impression of having said important things,why not read it again? If your current phone does everything you really need,why not give the money you would have spent on the latest iPhone to charity? Or at the very least,don’t upgrade,and therefore don’t make your credit-card debt even worse. Living often means travelling slowly,gently,pausing a while at interesting places,looping back frequently. Is true contentment ever found at high speed? Trivial notesI think the Paris restaurant is Restaurant chez Germaine at 30,Rue Pierre Leroux,75007 Paris,Tel 01.42.73.28.34. Their card has no photo. They work hard to keep going. We were there in June 2005 and hope to visit again,if they’re still operational. If you’re over there give them a try,but take your dictionary and phrase book. Facebook do this ‘countries visited’thing,and provide a percentage result. Sounds to me like Munro-bagging,which is climbing every 3,000 foot peak in Scotland –even though some of them are boring,and there are some incredible mountain walks there which stay remorselessly below 3,000 feet. The climb Engineers Slabs is on the north side of Great Gable,in the English Lake District. It overlooks the rarely visited Ennerdale,and is 2.5 miles from the nearest road. The grade is VS (Very Severe). It is two incredibly varied pitches with a sentry-box stance mid way – so climb with a partner who can lead the other pitch. We did it in July after a week of hot,sunny weather,and the final groove was still damp. Yes this climb is featured in Ken Wilson’s compendium of the best UK climbs at VS and above:Hard Rock. Protection is excellent after the first twenty feet. Pretty much every free-climbing technique is needed. The views are magnificent. You end on the summit plateau of a major English mountain. There is of course a three pitch Hard Severe to scramble up first,but it all adds to the fun. If you’re a climber,go enjoy,and send me some photos cos we forgot to take a camera. Another Paris treat we hope to return to is the Picasso Museum,which is a gallery of his art threaded through an extraordinary building designed to complement the exhibition. Yes,we’ve been there,and we love art,but we haven’t yet been to the Louvre. Well,everybody goes there. Maybe next time? 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